Dear God,
This is Lauren. I'm gonna need to use my child warranty that you meant to send with Gavin when he was born. You see, other than sickness and the occasional tantrums he has been pretty good for the last 3 years. Something has happened in the last month or so and he has changed dramatically. I will be needing some new parts to turn him back into the boy I used to have.
Currently I am in need of....
* a new mouth - one that does not talk back, yell, or say no
* a new heart - one that loves mommy more than anything in the world and would be
crushed if he were to do anything to upset her
* a new set of arms and legs - ones that don't hit or kick his friends when he gets
angry
I fully believe that once these parts are replaced I will have the boy I have come to love more than anything in the world back. Please send those parts ASAP so that his mom and dad do not consider trading him in for a new model!
Thank you
Amen
10 months ago












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Patrick eating some icing!
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