You know you should've stayed in bed when:
* You wake up at 3 a.m. to your dog barking for no apparent reason and then are unable to go back to sleep because that lovely dog woke up not 1 but 2 children while barking
* Those same children who didn't fall back asleep till 5 a.m. are awake and ready to play at 6:15 a.m.
* Sending the older one back to bed and hoping the little one will fall back asleep on her own.. you drift off into a light sleep only to hear a LOUD crashing sound from the baby monitor followed by screaming! You run in to discover she can now reach things on the toy shelf next to her crib and has knocked the heavy puzzles onto the floor
* Your son asks for toaster streudels for breakfast. While trying to multitask and make your daughter her breakfast at the same time you don't realize that the baby food container you put in the microwave apparently still had a little bit of the wrapper on and it sparks a fire in the microwave.
* Trying to deal with the fire you smell something else burning... yep... the toaster streudels are burned! Nice.
* By the time you make a completly different breakfast, get children dressed, and ready to go you have 10 min to get to the doctor. While walking out the door you realize you have poop on your shirt!
* Looking down you realize you aren't the only one with "poopy" clothes. Back upstairs to change the shirt and clothes.
* You now have 5 minutes. You get in the car and hit the gas... a little too hard... blue lights in the mirror. Gotcha! (You shake your head, say some not nice things and then after a lecture and thankfully no ticket get back on the road)
* Arrive at the dr. appt. You're late. Have to wait for next appt.
* The younger one has to get a shot. However, the older one is acting like you just told him he has to get 6 shots! Tantrum city! Not to mention the younger one is right there with him!
* A normal 9 month check turns into pink eye and a yeast infection. 2 more prescriptions!
* To avoid another episode like the morning you get chick fil a for lunch. Coming in the door... that stupid dog that woke the kids up jumps on you and to avoid dropping the child you are holding or the food you do a little dance just to drop the older kids drink. Crash! Cue... older kid crying screaming..etc.
All this and it wasn't even 1:00 yet! So thankful for naptime and hoping the afternoon doesn't beat out the morning!
10 months ago
